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Shrek will be performed December 6-8 at Littleton High School. It is open to ALL students in grades 7-12. Trying to get a jump on the madness of what will be auditioning the musical at the beginning of school, so I thought I would send out a PDF of the SHREK script for all of you to add to your summer reading list. SHREK Dear Potential Cast Member, We are pleased to announce auditions for MHS’s production of Shrek the Musical! Please read these pages very carefully so that you have all of the information regarding auditions, rehearsals and the show. There are important audition tips here on this page, so read and take note before your audition!
- Oh!
Look, you read Lord
Farquaad's decree.
Yeah, yeah, we read it.
'All fairy-tale creatures have been
banished from the Kingdom of Duloc.
All fruitcakes and freaks will be sent
to a 'resettlement facility. '
- Um... it smells like butt.
- Yes.
She's right. It really stinks.
When I call your name, step forward.
Pinocchio, the Puppet!
I am not a puppet, I'm a real boy.
- That's your patch of mud down there.
- Thank you very much.
- Shoemaker's Elf!
- Yes. Right here.
- Ugly Duckling!
- Aw! Dumped on a swamp!
Man, I tell you, sometimes being
a fairy-tale creaturesucks pine sap!
Life is disappointing
Woe is what I know
Outed by my nose
That's just how it goes
for poor Pinocchio
Story of my life
Always doomed to fail
Cheated by a fox
Swallowed by a whale
That's the story
of my life, oh yeah
That's the story of my life
Three Bears, take your spot
over there by that sign.
No, that's too far!
Too close.
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Ah! Just right.
Strife is never ending
Fairy Godmother!
- Banished from the town
- Wicked Witch!
They dragged me from the pond
They broke my magic wand
They blew our condos down
Mad Hatter!
Life is but a witch hunt
Mama's in the mud
Mama's in distress
They ridiculed my hat
They said that we were fat
They tore my cottongranny dress
and called me a hot and tranny mess
Sugar Plum Fairy!
Story of my life
Booted from the ball
The party's off the hook
But I'm too off-the-wall
That's the story of my life
You're late, Rabbit!
- That's the story of my life
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- Have fun, you guys.
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That's the story of my life
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And remember,
if we find you back in the kingdom,
you will be executed.
I always dreamed
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I'd get a happy ending
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And this right here?
Not how it goes
I always dreamed
I'd get an 'ever after'
If this is it, it blows